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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Link of the Day

I came across this New Age Text Generator, and it's hilarious.

It's a site that randomly generates profound-sounding nonsense. Read below the jump to see what I got:

Joy requires exploration.

Potentiality is the driver of guidance. Nothing is impossible.

Consciousness consists of ultrasonic energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a summoning of the astral.

You will soon be aligned by a power deep within yourself — a power that is endless, quantum. As you believe, you will enter into infinite synchronicity that transcends understanding. Through feng shui, our essences are nurtured by curiosity.

Presence is the growth of coherence, and of us. By maturing, we believe. You and I are beings of the quantum cycle.

Soon there will be a refining of nature the likes of which the grid has never seen. We must enlighten ourselves and awaken others. The uprising of rebirth is now happening worldwide.

Have you found your path?

Understanding is a constant. We exist, we vibrate, we are reborn. This life is nothing short of an ennobling unifying of sublime transcendence.

This journey never ends. Imagine a maturing of what could be. Eons from now, we entities will reflect like never before as we are aligned by the quantum soup.

Dude, like...totally.

These kinds of meaningless sound bites -- way too popular among people who fancy themselves "Thelemites" -- are worthy of Nietzsche's aphorism that mystical explanations, though taken to be "profound," aren't even shallow.

1 comment:

  1. There's a good blog post on that site about the origin of the generator:

    Essentially, the creator was listening to Deepak Chopra's nonsense and realized that his speech was such a meaningless string of buzzwords that he could easily write a code to generate it.

    And so he did.

    One more:

    Nothing is impossible.

    By awakening, we believe. We exist as vibrations.

    Although you may not realize it, you are spiritual.

    Numerology may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a magnificent vision of chi. As you self-actualize, you will enter into infinite chi that transcends understanding. You will soon be re-energized by a power deep within yourself — a power that is internal, Vedic.

    Through the akashic record, our essences are baptized in understanding. You must take a stand against pain. You may be ruled by desire without realizing it. Do not let it confront the knowledge of your vision quest.

    We can no longer afford to live with dogma. Yes, it is possible to obliterate the things that can exterminate us, but not without growth on our side. Without flow, one cannot exist.

    It is time to take ecstasy to the next level.

    This story never ends. Imagine an ennobling of what could be. We are being called to explore the quantum soup itself as an interface between choice and wellbeing.

    Only a visitor of the nexus may create this reintegration of serenity. Where there is illusion, hope cannot thrive. The complexity of the present time seems to demand an unveiling of our souls if we are going to survive.