Religious believers of all sorts have no problem interpreting the regular happenstance of life as acts of Divine Providence. And when coincidences happen – which they inevitably do – believers sometimes read them as interventions of some kind of spiritual agency. And when the coincidence involves their *desire* for something to happen and that desire being fulfilled, then they start attributing power to their desire-announcing rituals, like prayer.As two of the rotating co-hosts on the excellent public access call-in show The Atheist Experience have recently discussed, the phenomenon of prayer (at least in the Christian tradition) can often be summed up in the maxim, “Pray until something happens”: watch it here
That’s right – the approach if the religious is that if you want something or if you have a problem, pray for your desire and/or a resolution of the problem. And if nothing happens, then keep praying, and this time have more faith. And be sure to interpret anything at all as a sign of divine intervention.Tracie Harris has also given a fantastic demonstration of how this works through the rolling of dice: by focusing only on “hits,” religious believers can make it seem (in their own minds, at least) as if their prayers are having some kind of effect on reality. [See her presentation here, which is really excellent. She starts by showing how “transcendent” is indistinguishable from “non-existent,” and she goes on to show how believers can talk themselves into thinking that prayer “works” by focusing on hits. Somewhere in part two of her presentation, I think, she and Matt give an excellent example of prayer “working” (Paraphrasing: “Give me a 5!” “It’s a 2” “Ooh, I was thinking of a 2 first! Maybe the dice heard my thoughts and gave me that result!”]
What does this have to do with Thelema? Well, as I’ve said before, a great number of Thelemites seem to practice not Thelema but a Thelema-inspired religion based on a misreading of Crowley’s writings, disinformation presented to them by people who don’t have much more knowledge, crap gleaned from various “spiritual” sources, and their own fevered imaginations.Allen Greenfield made an excellent point upon his resignation from the OTO a few years ago. He wrote that the OTO "tends to attract to its ranks spiritually disaffected people [...] Many of these people are sincere, but they came to OTO alienated from a particular superstition, not from superstitious values per se."
Now, Greenfield is writing specifically about the OTO there, but I think his comments apply very much to Thelema as a whole. Thelema has become a kind of alternative superstition, rather than an alternative *to* superstition. I attribute part of the problem to a lack of skepticism and critical thinking: people get fed up with traditional religions, realize that they're bullshit, but they don't fully grasp why they're bullshit. They still keep the same patterns of magical thinking alive. So when they discover Thelema, they bring their old magical thinking patterns to their "new" religion -- actually to the pseudo-Thelemic religion that they misinterpret from Crowley's textsWe can see the manifestation of the religious mindset and magical thinking in various believer scripts that appear in Thelemic discussions.
For example, the bizarre attitude of “pray until something happens,” described at the top of this post, pops up from time to time in various places on Thelemic forums. A fairly funny manifestation of it appeared the other day on everyone’s favorite fruitcake factory, The Temple of Thelema Forums, where one confused young man posted the following, in a thread he titled “Simple Archangel Magick.” Ah, yes. Nothing like simple archangel magick. Don’t you just hate that complicated Archangel magick that puts a damper on your holidays? It turns out that what he means by “simple” is “identical to religious prayer”:
I read about this technique in Sonia Choquette's ASK YOUR GUIDES, The trad 4 Archangels as seen in LRBP with 3 others Remiel , Raguel and Sariel can be invoked any time any place to work magick to effect change upon your Malkuth by merely understanding their properties and repeating their name mentally or in a whisper rhythmically in a mantra e.g. Mik-a-el Mik-a-el in between each breath. You "download" your particular trouble to them and voila .....in time.
one example is cited concerning a Chicago public school and Raguel the Archangelic policemen who keeps the others in order was downloaded upon by a young stressed out school teacher whio couldn't cope with the rowdy scallywags in her class. It was making her life hell. All weekend she invoked Raguel and downloaded this particular concern to Him and on Monday morning the head master told her that the school has been targeted by the city to be first in an experiment in classroom restructuring and voila all of the troublemakers where taken out of her class
It should go without saying that whenever anyone has a problem, of any sort, one of three things is going to happen in the near future:
1) The problem is going to get better.2) The problem is going to get worse.
3) The problem is going to stay the same.
And believers have answers ready for each one!
1) If the problem gets better, then they’ll say, it worked! Magick works!2) If the problem gets worse, then they’ll say, well, the magick made something happen but not in the way you expected! Maybe you have a karmic debt that needs to work itself out, and your magick unintentionally activated this debt. Or maybe you made a mistake in your prayer or invoked the wrong angel. You ought to revise the working and keep focus on your intention. Either way, magick works!
3) If the problem stays the same, then they’ll say, just keep looking for results! Remember, even getting a pleasant feeling inside is a result of sorts! Keep doing the prayer/magick, and it will eventually lead to payoff in the real world (see one and two, above: all problems eventually get better or worse).And there we have it. Oh, and just for fun, check out this kid’s later contribution to the same thread:
yeah [this kind of prayer] works but it is clear that contacting such beings in travelling or skrying in the spirit vision is more effective and rewarding imo so yeah i guesse in a sense it is geared towards the new age layman but sophisticates such as us could use it in our arsenal too haha
Here’s a Christmas present for everyone reading this: grow up. There is no Santa Claus, and there are no magical powers.