Happy Bloomsday 2014

Of the first was he to bare arms and a name: Wassaily Boos-

laeugh of Riesengeborg. His crest of huroldry, in vert with

ancillars, troublant, argent, a hegoak, poursuivant, horrid, horned.

His scutschum fessed, with archers strung, helio, of the second.

Hootch is for husbandman handling his hoe. Hohohoho, Mister

Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and,  

O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah, you're vinegar! Hahahaha,  

Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!

--Finnegans Wake